2.I totally regret all the times I refused to nap as a child.
3. I think somebody needs to invent an sarcastic font.
4. I think cursive is a lost art.. I tend to practice when I am on phone talking with someone.
5. Google Maps needs to start there directions on number 5 because I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.
6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told the reader how the person had died.
7. Bad decisions make the best stories.
8. I wish everyone in the world would agree to stop upgrading after blue ray.. I'm sick of always having to upgrade...
9. It always scares me when I close a 10 page report, that I worked super hard on, and it asks me if I want to save any changes.. and I haven't touched anything.
10. When the label says "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" it means it will never get washed.. Ever.
11. I hate it when you are running through the house to answer the phone and just miss the phone call by milliseconds and when you call back it rings 10 times and goes to voicemail.. What did the person do when I didn't answer.. drop the phone and run away as fast as they could??
12. I hate when I put a lot of effort into doing my hair and makeup for the day and then I don't run into anyone I know.. What a waste..
13. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
14. I keeps some peoples phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer that phone call.
15. I would rather carry 10 over sized, overloaded grocery bags into the house into the house than take 2 lighter loads.
16. Sometimes I look forwards to red lights so I can finish a text.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the line between hunger and boredom.
18. How many times is in appropriate to say 'WHAT?' before just smiling and nodding because you could not understand a person.
19. I love the feeling of unity when a group of cars work together to prevent some on from cutting to the beginning of the line up.
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pant? Pants stay clean forever.
21. There is no worse feeling than the millisecond you think you are going to die when you tip you chair back just a little to far.
22. As a driver I hate pedestrians. As a pedestrian I hate drivers. But no matter what I hate bicyclists.
23. Sometimes I can look at my watch 3 times in a row and still not know what the time is..
24. Even under ideal circumstances I have trouble finding my cell phone, my keys or even pinning a tail on the donkey but every morning when I am half asleep, with my eyes closed, I can leap across the room and hit my snooze button on the first time.
Now I am just going leave you with a picture of my favorite niece.. Katie Jolene.
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