A Beekeeper's Wife (to Bee)

My sisters and I were shopping on Family Day, when my mom turned to me and asked me about my car.

Mom - "So Rebecca, how is your car doing? Is it running okay? Giving you any problems?"

I shoke my head. " My car is doing really good. Its amazing that I haven't have issues with it."

Mom - "What a relief! It only has to last one more year then you can buy a new one!"

Michelle laughs. "You just jinxed it. Somethings going to happen to your car."

An hour later my roommate called me.

Dang.